I'm never too sure about that analogy. Do you actually want an apple, or is a peach a more appealing fruit?
I think it is perfectly valid to compare a V-Rod against a GSXR1000. The GSXR is faster and handles better, but it is a pain in the arse to ride at legal speeds and the riding position hurts after a while. A V-Rod is quick enough to leave anything except a superbike for dead, handles nicely until you run it out of ground clearance, at which point you are pushing your luck anyway, and that 95% of the time when you the roads are not suitable for nailing the throttle it will put a big grin on your face, while a Gixer will put a big pain in your wrists.
Roll on with apple to peach comparisons! I love my V-Rod, and I don't have to make excuses for it.
As for fake Harleys like the Vulcan, I'd rather eat a bucket of goat's vomit.